This year’s ballots are in, and Jim Rice and Rickey Henderson have been elected to the Baseball Hall Of Fame, Rice on his fifteenth and final time on the ballot, Henderson on his first. There’ll be a lot written about Henderson’s greatness and whether or not Rice deserves to be in the Hall, so I’m not going to bother with either of those. I’m going to touch on something that’s never discussed.

It’s the bottom of the ballot.

Because the following players got the following votes:

• Mark Grace (22 votes)
• David Cone (21 votes)
• Matt Williams (7 votes)
• Mo Vaughn (6 votes)
• Jay Bell (2 votes)
• Jesse Orosco (1 vote)

Personally, I find this trend of voting far more egregious than voting for or not voting for a borderline Hall of Fame candidate (as Rice is generally considered).

Mark Grace won four gold gloves at first base and a ring with Arizona, got on base a lot (.383 OBP), didn’t strike out, and had a little pop in his bat.  He also never had a 200 hit season, never drove in 100 runs in a season, scored 100 runs in a season once, and never finished above 13th in the MVP balloting.

David Cone won a Cy Young Award, several rings with the New York Yankees, made the All-Star team five times, and led the league in strikeouts twice.  He also never won the ERA title, struck out fewer batters than Frank Tanana, and came up short of 200 wins.

It gets much worse from here…

Matt Williams had four seasons with 100 RBIs, won four gold gloves, lead the league in home runs in 1994 (and was on pace to break Roger Maris’ record when the strike ended the season), and made the All-Star team five times.  He also never won an MVP, finished his career with a .317 OBP, and came up short of 400 home runs.

Mo Vaughn won an MVP trophy, made the All-Star team three times, and came a point short of winning the batting title in 1998 (losing it to Bernie Williams).  He also had only nine productive years, hit only 328 home runs, and struck out 1429 times, ranking him in between Jack Clark (who had 1300 more ABs) and Rice (who had 2700 more ABs).

Jay Bell won a ring with Arizona, a gold glove at shortstop in 1993, and had one season where he went 132/38/112 (R/HR/RBI).  He also only appears on the leaderboard for outs and sacrifice hits, batted .265/.343/.416 for his career, and despite that 38 homer season, hit only 195 for his career (without any notable speed or average).

Jesse Orosco was the first person to try Coca-Cola (that’s a joke, although he was the oldest player in baseball for six years).  He won a ring with the Mets in 1986, was a two-time All Star, and is the all time leader in pitching appearances.  He also saved only 144 games over his twenty-four year career, and didn’t compile any meaningful leaderboard statistics.

Aren’t I cherry-picking stats?  What’s the point here?

Yes, I am cherry-picking stats here, but the point I’m making is that while none of these players should ever be embarrassed by their career credentials – they’re certainly better than almost anyone who has ever played the game – none of them deserved even a single Hall Of Fame vote.

In order to put a player to be in the Hall Of Fame, I believe you can’t just make the argument that he belongs in the Hall, but also that he can’t be excluded.  Mark McGwire received 118 votes this year, and on his career alone, he should be in the Hall Of Fame.  But voters still have questions about whether he used illegal performance enhancing drugs or not.  Lee Smith received 240 votes, is third on the all-time saves list (having been passed by Trevor Hoffman and Mariano Rivera, but none of his other numbers are particularly noteworthy, and voters still question the value of closers.

From Grace on down, the negatives vastly outweigh the positives.  For every “Well, hey, he did this…” there are several “Yeah, buts”.

I suppose there’s no reason to get too upset about this.  The balloting process requires players to get at least 5% of the votes cast in order to remain on the ballot, so Grace and the others won’t be on the ballot next year, and the guys in between will likely drift closer to the Hall or closer to being dropped from the ballot.  It’s just unfortunate that some voters clearly don’t take their responsibility seriously.

* From the late 80s commercial wherein an excited boy exclaimed “Wowee, Rickey Henderson!”, earning the enduring scorn of me and all of my friends.

Four Paragraphs About Four Games

Tennessee/Baltimore… yawn. Tennessee’s defense outplayed Baltimore’s, but the Titans turned the ball over three times, at crucial points in the game. I’m still not ready to crown Joe Flacco as anything great, especially since he’s essentially playing the role of Trent Dilfer for this year’s Ravens team. 11-of-22 for 161 isn’t exactly the stuff of legends.

I’m still searching for reasons why the Cardinals are legitimate. The Panthers probably feel like Marshall Van Cleef after being shot by Roy O’Bannon – “How the hell did that happen?” The team that was 3-5 on the road, 3-7 outside of their own division, 2-6 against opponents with winning records, and 0-5 on the East Coast played a team on the road, outside of their own division, with a winning record, on the East Coast, and not only won the game, but thoroughly dominated both sides of the ball. Carolina, who was 8-0 at home, laid maybe the biggest egg in playoff history. If you took the Cardinals +10, you were pretty happy. If you took the Cardinals and the money line, you were even happier.

The New York Giants and Eli Manning were exposed in the early game on Sunday afternoon. The Eagles proved that if you can force the Giants to pass, and you have a decent defense (that, for example, doesn’t leave a 5′9″ corner on an island to cover a 6′5″ Pro Bowler in the last minute of the Super Bowl), Eli Manning can’t beat you. It’s also worth pointing out that when my father can predict what plays you are going to run, and also what the result of running those plays will be, you might want to rethink your fourth down strategy.

OK, I admit I was a little worried when San Diego scored a touchdown two minutes into the late game against Pittsburgh, but a tiny bit of sanity returned to the NFL playoffs when the Steelers took the touchdown as a wakeup call and proceeded to dominate the rest of the game. Early in the third, with the Steelers driving, my dad claimed that if the Steelers scored a touchdown here, “the game [was] over”. When I reminded him that an 11 point lead with a ten minutes left to go in the third isn’t exactly a sure bet, he shot back with “The Chargers haven’t done a thing on offense since that first touchdown pass.” Touché.

How (And How Not) To Get Your Point Across

The Titans were the victims of some poor officiating when the men in stripes failed to call a delay of game penalty on the Ravens during a fourth quarter drive that resulted in a field goal. While the offense is generally allowed an extra second after the play clock hits zero, the time afforded Joe Flacco seemed excessive. Said Tennessee coach Jeff Fisher after the game:

“I’ve always maintained that there’s a human element in the game as far as officiating is concerned. [They're] going to make mistakes; it is part of our game. But this particular mistake was unacceptable. There is no excuse for it, it was a mistake, and it was a costly mistake. It was not the reason we lost the game, but it was a mistake, an error.”

Pay attention to that last sentence: it wasn’t the reason they lost the game. Contrast that with Dwight Freeney’s assessment of the officiating in last week’s Colts-Chargers game:

“Those were the worst [expletive] calls I’ve seen in a long time … To have a game of that magnitude taken out of your hands, it’s just disgusting. It’s not like they made one [expletive] bad call — it’s three calls, in overtime … They need to start investigating some other [expletive].”

Freeney was fined $20,000 for his comments, which is the equivalent of you and I being fined one item off the Extra Value Menu at Wendy’s. Frankly, the trend of blaming something other than on-field performance for a loss is getting old hat. Joey Porter claimed that the only reason why the Patriots beat the Steelers while he was there (note: this happened multiple times) was because the Patriots were cheating. This was sort of a common them among football players after the so-called SpyGate Incident (in which it was revealed that every NFL team cheats, but only one got caught). It continued even after SpyGate, as Porter insinuated that the Patriots had found another way to cheat in going 16-0 (but didn’t give an explanation as to why a team that cheated to go 16-0 could lose the Super Bowl), and the Baltimore Ravens chalked up their regular season loss to the Patriots in 2007 as a conspiracy on the part of the league to keep the Patriots undefeated.

It’s OK to criticize officiating – it’s seldom perfect. But it’s almost never the reason why one team loses and the other team wins.

Stupid Challenge #1

It’s pretty clear that coaches still have no idea when a challenge is prudent and when it’s a dumb idea. Both Tom Coughlin and Norv Turner turned in dumb challenges yesterday.

Coughlin’s challenge came with 13:03 left in the game. The Giants, trailing 20-11 and in need of two scores, came up short on 3rd-and-3 and decided to challenge the spot of the ball. This would have made sense had it been a fourth down play, with the Giants turning the ball over on downs. But it was third down, and everyone in the stadium knew that if the challenge failed, the Giants would go for it on fourth down.

The Giants lost the challenge, tried a quarterback sneak on fourth down, and Manning got stuffed (oddly enough, Coughlin didn’t challenge the spot this time around). To add insult to injury, the failed challenge cost New York its second timeout, leaving the Giants with one timeout left, without the ball, and still needing two scores.

Stupid Challenge #2

Norv Turner made a similar challenge under even dumber circumstances. Coughlin’s decision at least had some desperation behind it. Turner challenged a spot with 13:42 left in the second quarter with the score tied 7-7. The ruling was upheld, and the Chargers lost a timeout. It was only their first of the half, so it was no big deal, right? Wrong. The Steelers duped the Chargers into taking their second timeout by pretending to go for it on fourth down, and then San Diego was docked their final timeout when Shaun Phillips was injured during a Steeler drive near the end of the half. When San Diego got the ball back with :40 on the clock, they had no timeouts to work with, and had to retreat to the locker room down three at the half.

San Diego’s only play of the third quarter resulted in an interception, and Turner made a wise decision in challenging the play, because it wasn’t clear whether it was an interception or an incompletion (in fact, the replay was probably ruled an interception only because that was the call on the field). It was a good time to challenge, but he lost it, and because of the boneheaded challenge in the second quarter, the Chargers lost the ability to challenge for the remainder of the game.

In retrospect, maybe that was a good thing.

And Finally…

In case you haven’t heard… the Arizona Cardinals will be hosting the NFC Championship game.

Mark Teixeira was introduced as a Yankee the other day in a tremendous dog-and-pony show at the new stadium. He said a lot, and if want to hear another athlete trying to explain how it isn’t about the money, you can find the video on ESPN or CNNSI or any one of a number of other sites. If you want the key quote from Teixeira himself, here it is.

“I was very impressed with Cash”

Taken out of context? Yeah. Unfairly? Nope.

A few years ago, the subject of changing the overtime rules came up in the Competition Committee, and it was shot down.  Here’s what Bill Polian had to say about the current overtime rules:

“The current system presents a tremendous reward or risk. That’s something that adds a lot of excitement to the game.”

Bill Polian’s a smart guy.  He drafts good players.  He convinced the NFL to change the rules on pass interference so that this team could win the Super Bowl.  So it makes me wonder why he’d say something of such abject stupidity.

NFL overtime is easily the most boring of the three major American sports, because sudden death only makes sense when possession is fluid and scoring is difficult.  That’s why it works in soccer, and that’s why it works in hockey.  That’s also why it doesn’t work in baseball or basketball.

Imagine if basketball changed its overtime rules.  Imagine that a coin flip determined which team got to take the ball out-of-bounds to start the period.  The first team to score in any way, even on a free throw, would automatically win the game.  That free throw would probably be pretty damned exciting, but it would leave a really sour taste in the mouths of both team’s fans, because that’s not the way to decide who wins a basketball game.

The NFL works the same way.  Earlier this season, the Jets and Patriots slugged it out for sixty full minutes.  The Jets stormed ahead early.  The Patriots battled back and tied it.  Again the Jets jumped ahead, and tried to run the clock out, but the Patriots held on defense, got the ball back with just over a minute left, and then scored with one second left, as Matt Cassel hit a falling Randy Moss on the sideline of the end zone, and the ensuing extra point tied the game and sent it to overtime.  From the start of regulation to the end of regulation, the game was exciting.

In the overtime, the Jets won the coin toss, played ball control, opting for runs and safe, short passes downfield, got into field goal range, ran the ball up the middle until they fourth down, then asked Jay Feely to kick a chip-shot field goal to win it for them.  Boring. If you were a Patriots fan, all you could hope for was a fumble at some point, or a shank on the field goal.  But more importantly, if you were a Jets fan, you were excited that the Jets won, but you couldn’t be excited about the way that they won it.

This past week saw a playoff game decided by a coin flip.  Costly turnovers found the Chargers behind late, but good defense and an outstanding performance by their punter kept them close enough to tie the game with a late field goal and set up sudden death overtime.  The Chargers won the coin toss, started at their own 25, and completed a drive that ended in a Darren Sproles touchdown, and included 25 yards of Colts penalties.  That’s right, without any help, the Chargers were given half the length of the field for position, which meant they only had to gain twenty yards on their own to be in field goal range.  It just so happens that Sproles busted a long run to end the game.

Tony Dungy has been a proponent of the sudden death system, claiming that if you lose the coin toss, you still get a chance to get the ball back by playing good defense.  And that’s true.  You get the ball back if you play good defense.  But for whatever reason, nobody does.

To this point in the NFL season, there have been fifteen overtime games that did not end in a tie (the now-infamous Philadelphia-Cincinnati game).  The team that won the coin toss won the game eleven out of fifteen times (73%).  Eight out of fifteen times (53%), the team that lost the coin toss never had an offensive possession.  Think about that.  More than half the time you lose the coin toss, you never even have a chance to score, and your odds of winning are about 1-in-4.  How is this fair to anyone?

It’s clearly unfair to the team that loses the flip.  You could argue that it’s also unfair to the team that wins the flip, because they have to hear about how they won because of the flip.  And it’s unfair to the fans when twelve of the fifteen games ends in a field goal.  Fans pay to see football games decided by football, not by coin flips.

A while back I mentioned that if you’re a baseball fan, you should be rooting against the Tampa Bay Rays because any brief success that the Rays enjoy will perpetuate the myth that parity exists in Major League Baseball and that there’s no need for a salary cap. The Rays, with their $43 million payroll, reached the World Series, while the mighty New York Yankees and their $209 million payroll missed the playoffs entirely. This is excuse enough for many people to claim that money doesn’t always win championships, and that the little guy always has a chance.

And that’s true, I guess. Money doesn’t always win championships, and the little guy always does have a chance, but money spent against that chance diminishes it a little bit with each dollar spent. With the gauntlet having been thrown down in Tampa, everyone expected the Yankees to respond. They’ve responded not with a gauntlet of their own, but by nuking the entire site from orbit, as they say.

It’s the only way to be sure.

The main reason the Yankees failed to make the playoffs last season was pitching. Their number one starter, Chien-Ming Wang, was lost for the season, and while Mike Mussina went 20-9 for the Bombers, the rest of their starting pitching was either hurt or, not to put too fine a point on it, terrible. In response, the Yankees dropped $161 million on C.C. Sabathia and followed it up with another $82.5 for A.J. Burnett. Some folks have questioned the Burnett signing, citing his history of injuries, but the fact remains that the Yankees spent nearly one quarter of a billion dollars for the best two pitchers on the free agent market.

Today the Yankees went a step further, signing the best hitter on the market, Mark Teixeira, to an eight-year deal worth around $180 million. That brings their spending total to over $420 million this off-season (in second place are the New York Mets with around $37 million committed), making The Onion’s fictional story “Yankees Sign Every Player In Baseball” somehow more plausible. Rolling into a new stadium next season funded in part by the city of New York (don’t worry, the mayor got a luxury box out of the deal), the Yankees are in the unique position of batting their lifetime .303 hitting All-Star second baseman ninth in the lineup.

Don’t hate the Yankees for this. They’re only working within the system established by Major League Baseball and allowed to continue by people who own baseball teams because they like to look like big shots and couldn’t care whether their team has a legitimate chance to compete so long as the checks roll in. The Red Sox would do it too, if they could, as would the Mets, the Mariners, and even the lowly Pirates.

Hope you enjoyed your time at the top, Tampa Bay.

I get the argument.  I do.  Texas and Oklahoma have the same record.  Texas beat Oklahoma on a neutral field.  Therefore Texas and not Oklahoma should be going to the Big XII Championship, with a chance to play for the Mythical National Championship.  Assume for a minute that Oklahoma is clearly inferior to Texas, which isn’t true but helps the argument that Texas deserves to play in the Big XII Championship.  Did Texas get screwed?

No.  And if they did, they screwed themselves.

Texas and everyone else in the Big XII agreed to the retarded tiebreaking rules that were set up before the season began, and the Big XII and the other conferences all agreed to the retarded system known as the BCS, which pits two teams against each other for the Mythical National Championship.  This so-called screwjob happens every single year and yet no one does anything substantial to fix it.  The BCS has been tweaked almost every year in its existence to account for some unfortunate and unintended consequence, and every year the Powers That Be claim that the process isn’t perfect, but that they’re fixing it.  Well, how many years have to go by, and how many teams have to raise a gripe, before everyone realizes that it just doesn’t work?

People claim that the system in place makes college football more exciting, because every game is a playoff game, accorded to their misguided notions.  So tell me, hypothetical football guy, in what other playoff system can you beat a team in your only meeting, and have that team advance while you stay at home?  Other than money, there is no legitimate reason anyone why the BCS exists instead of a playoff system.

I have sympathy for Longhorns fans who wanted to see their team in the Big XII Championship, but I have no sympathy at all for Texas.  What you reap is what you sow, and what happened to Texas isn’t a screwjob… it’s just unfortunate.

Lots of folks are picking on Donovan McNabb for not knowing that NFL games can end in a tie.  Turns out there are a lot of players who didn’t know a game could end in a tie.  Guess what… it’s not the players’ fault.  It’s the coaches‘ fault.  The coaches are supposed to know the rulebook front to back, and they’re supposed to impart the required knowledge onto their players.  If a receiver comes from college, where they only need to have one foot inbounds on a reception, he should probably know just from watching games on TV that he needs both feet inbounds in the NFL, but it’s the wide receivers coach’s job to make sure he knows it.  If he admits later to not knowing the rule, and he’s not lying, it’s the coach’s fault.  End of story.

A lot of people are surprised at the success Matt Ryan is enjoying with the Atlanta Falcons.  Rookie quarterbacks, it is said, despite the success of guys like Ben Roethlisberger and Kyle Orton (yes, Kyle Orton won ten games his rookie year) aren’t supposed to win games until they take their lumps.  The truth is, Ryan is probably the most NFL-ready quarterback to be drafted in some time, so it really shouldn’t be too surprising.  You just need to look for the right things when predicting NFL success…

Is there anything physically or mechanically wrong with the guy?

It’s never a good sign when scouting reports talk about a guy having a ‘quirky’ throwing motion, throwing off the wrong foot, having a weak arm, needing to hit the weight room, being injury prone, or just being too short.  There’s nothing that precludes a player with these traits from success – Doug Flutie was short and Chad Pennington has no arm strength – but with the quarterback position being the most important one on the football team, this stuff can’t just be dismissed.

Matt Ryan was listed at 6′5″, 225 lbs (in otherwords, prototypical quarterback size), with decent mobility and without any blatant mechanical problems.  He missed some time with a broken foot but showed time after time that he could get up off the turf after a hit.

Did he play in a system than transfers well to the NFL?

Quick: Name the Steve Spurrier-coached quarterback who has had the most success in the NFL.  The answer is probably Rex Grossman.  The fact is not all of the offenses run by NCAA teams translate to the NFL.  This is why Eric Crouch won the Heisman Trophy as a quarterback at Nebraska, and yet had switch to the safety position to get a sniff of action in the NFL.  This is why Hawai’i quarterbacks under June Jones set all sorts of NCAA passing records but don’t get any playing time in the NFL.

Boston College runs a pro-style offense, where receivers and backs and tight ends all do the same sorts of things they’re responsible for at the pro level, so for his entire college career, Matt Ryan saw the same formations that are used professionally.  The learning curve is much lower.

Has he performed in pressure situations?

This isn’t really a major factor, because almost all quarterback prospects play in exciting, pressure-packed games.  Whether it’s a BCS Championship or the annual rivalry game between East Directional and East Directional State.  But their success in those games can be a tell-tale sign.  Peyton Manning never beat Florida – the one team Tennessee fans wanted the Vols to beat – and his penchant for performing poorly in big games followed him to the NFL until he broke through in Super Bowl XLI.

One player remarked about how cool Matt Ryan was on the road against a hostile crowd.  The first thing I thought was, “Why would he get rattled?”  The guy engineered a fourteen point comeback in the final three minutes on the road at Virginia Tech with an undefeated season on the line.  It’s unlikely that he’s going to worry too much about a mid-season NFL road game.

Is the guy coming from a solid background into a stable situation?

The solid background is less of an issue than the stable situation, but you should at least see where the player is coming from and what kind of background he has when you’re evaluating his chances for success.  In retrospect, the Michael Vick saga isn’t surprising when you consider the people he hung around with before and after achieving stardom in the NFL.  But the stable situation is important, too.  Remember Peyton Manning and Ryan Leaf?  Now, before we continue, let’s just make it clear that Ryan Leaf was never going to be Peyton Manning, but consider the situations they were drafted into.  Peyton was selected by the Colts in a year where they had hired a new coach (Jim Mora).  The team already had Marshall Faulk and Marvin Harrison on it, but had no expectation of immediate success.  Peyton finished the season with 26 touchdowns and 28 interceptions, but he wasn’t punished for failure.  Mora remained the coach for some time and the team was built around Manning’s talents.

The same can’t be said for Ryan Leaf.  Leaf was drafted to lead a talentless San Diego Chargers offense and actually started off 2-0.  In Week 3 against the Chiefs, though, Leaf was 1-for-15, and after throwing four picks Giants in Week 4, the chain-jerking began, as he was benched in favor of Craig Whelihan.  After changing head coaches in mid-season, Leaf alternately started and didn’t start throughout the season, and actually finished with the same number of wins as Peyton Manning did that season (3).  Now Leaf had a serious attitude problem, but that environment wasn’t exactly the formula for success.  If you want to develop a quarterback for the future, you can’t be worried about winning now.

Matt Ryan was working on a Master’s degree, having completed his undergraduate degree on time and staying at Boston College for a fifth year.  He received scholar-athlete awards, never had any off the field incidents, scored high on Wonderlic tests, and was generally held in high regard by his coaches and his peers.  Going into Atlanta, he finds himself on a team with a new coach, significant talent on offense, and a philosophy where an emphasis on the running game will allow him to ease into the position.  He’ll make mistakes, but he’ll be allowed to make those mistakes without wondering whether he’ll be relegated to bench.

Now, if there’s one more reason to be unsurprised by his success with the Falcons this year, it’s this: everyone talks about how fast the NFL is, and how rookies struggle until the game slows down for them.  I remember something that Joey Harrington said, and I’m paraphrasing here: “In college, when I dropped back, there was somebody open on every play.  In the NFL, nobody’s open!“  Well, as anyone who watched Boston College during Ryan’s career will attest to, when Matt Ryan dropped back to pass in college, there was still nobody open.  The throws that most college quarterbacks don’t need to make until they reach the NFL were the throws that Ryan had to make every time he needed a first down.

I’m having trouble putting my thoughts together on the World Series… I’ve decided it’s not the worst World Series I’ve ever seen, having been reprieved by Wednesday night’s mini-game.  By the time I ended up writing something, it’ll probably be irrelevant, so to be more topical, how about the Texas-Texas Tech game played this evening in Lubbock?

Game of the Year?  Uh, yeah.

I expected Texas to win, not because they were ranked #1, but because this was their last big test before hitting the home stretch on their schedule and they had to be aware of this.  They’d already knocked off Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, and Missouri, so all they needed to do was win at Texas Tech and the path was clear to the Big XII Championship.  I was also of the opinion that had Texas run the table and lost the Big XII title game, they still deserved a spot in the Mythical National Championship.

That all seemed to fly right out the window when Texas Tech downed a punt on the 1 and notched a safety on the Longhorns first play from scrimmage.  The Red Raiders opened up a 19-0 lead, dominating in all phases of the game, and the Longhorns managed a grand total of two impressive plays the entire first half – a 27-yard run by Colt McCoy, and a forced fumble that gave the Horns their best field position of the half (they settled for three points).

The second half was a wild affair, with momentum flipping back and forth on big plays.  Texas had a punt return for a touchdown.  Tech had an interception return for a touchdown.  Texas blocked a field goal, then cut the deficit to three when the Red Raiders defense inexplicably allowed Malcolm Williams to get ten yards behind them en route to a 91-yard score.  Tech was poised to put the game out of reach until a phantom offensive pass interference call turned the game on its ear, making a first-and-goal from the ten a first-and-goal from the twenty-five.  The Red Raiders could muster only a field goal, extending their lead to a fairly useless six points.  Texas, having trouble sustaining drives all night, then marched down the field with ease, taking a 33-32 lead with 1:29 on the clock.

Too much time left for Tech?  Yup.

After a near interception on a tipped pass, Graham Harrell hit Michael Crabtree at the five, who then wrestled free of two would-be tacklers and scored the go-ahead touchdown with one second left.  You’d think that would be the end of things.  But after two unsportsmanlike conduct penalties assessed on the crowd of borderline retards who stormed the field with time remaining on the clock not once, but twice, the Red Raiders were forced to kick off from their own seven-and-a-half yardline.  The Longhorns tried the ever-popular Multiple-Lateral-Prayer Play, but managed only one good lateral before a Tech defender jumped the second and secured the victory.

Go ahead and exhale now.  Then catch the replay on ESPN Classic later this week.

The problem for the still-undefeated Red Raiders is that they’re in the middle of their gauntlet.  Upcoming games against the Sooners and Cowboys are winnable, but it’s almost impossible to get through the Big XII undefeated.  The road is much harder for the Raiders than it would have been for the Longhorns.

The fact that Penn State and USC don’t have to play conference championship games gives them an edge in qualifying for the Mythical National Championship, because even if the computers hurt them for not playing that extra game, other teams are going to need to not only win their conference title game but in some cases hope that the voters springboard them over idle teams.

It may be difficult for you to consider this post as something other than the sour grapes of a disappointed Red Sox fan, but if you like the game of baseball, you should root for the Philadelphia Phillies to handily defeat the Tampa Bay Rays. The Rays are undoubtedly the “feel-good” story of the year, but rest assured, you should be rooting for Philadelphia. This is not because:

• The Rays just beat the team that I root for (although this is true)
• The Phillies fans have suffered longer without a championship (although this is also true)
• Rays fans are a bunch of bandwagon hopping opportunists who don’t deserve a championship team (although this is unbelievably true)¹

No, the reason you should root against the Rays is because a Rays championship allows the Players Association and big-market clubs like the Red Sox, Yankees, Cubs, Mets, etc., to perpetuate the myth that parity exists in Major League Baseball and that there’s no need for a salary cap. Now, if you’re a fan of a big market club, go ahead and root for the Rays. But if you’re a fan of baseball, and would like to see some sort of equality in baseball, where every team has a legitimate chance to compete, even if it’s just once every few years, root for the Phillies.

¹ If you doubt this assertion, go ahead and watch Game 1 of the World Series and look at the fan base. Try to find somebody with Devil Rays paraphernalia rather than just Rays. The team changed its name this season, and there’s no one in the stadium wearing stuff from previous years. Add that to the fact that the Rays have finished last in attendance every years since 2000 (when they finished 13th out of 14th), and what you have is a whole bunch of bandwagon jumpers, or as we call them around here, pink hats.